May 2013
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The first page is seriously offensive, but there's... →
“It’s our own damned fault [as men] that we’re all screwed up. Stop blaming the women. Stop expecting them to magically step up to the plate and be comfortable with who they are. We all must stop expecting women to fix this. When we honestly look at how women feel, what they think, and how they respond, we will see that it is all just a symptom of you and me.”
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April 2013
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hunterinbakerstreet:
I don’t know why there’s this animosity between the original Sherlock fans, the movie fans, the BBC sherlock fans and the Elementary fans. It doesn’t matter. Either way Sir Arthur Conan Doyle will hate you
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tilthat:
TIL That the majority of people believe that violent crime rates are at an all time high, despite the fact that they have been steadily declining for decades
via http://bit.ly/11hd3fD
I wonder how this week has affected those statistics?
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“As the saying goes: “If you’re the smartest person in the room, you’re in the...”
– The Importance of Finding Your Un-Comfort Zone — I.M.H.O. — Medium (via 100revisions)
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dlubes:
Bioshock Infinite should have an add-on where you somehow get stuck with Elizabeth in Rapture and you have to fight your way out.
Honestly, I’m really intrigued about what the DLC is going to look like for this game. Are we just going to get nifty new weapons or something? Will there be new levels? And where on earth would they put them?
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A rant that no one (including my lovely fiance)...
cheatermcbiscuit:
Read and tell me, what would you do?
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I wouldn’t call it grounds for murder. Honestly, I didn’t think it’s much of a spoiler at all— it’s a very little detail, and all it does is explain why a major element of the game is physically possible.
The major spoiler would be to reveal who did the passing.
I’ve got a very specific...
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egberts:
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egberts:
what if writers are just people from other universes that got reincarnated here and they subconsciously write about the world they came from
then id feel really bad for stephanie meyer
THATS ALL I COULD THINK WHEN I WAS MAKING THIS POST
Fuck Stephanie Meyer— I feel bad for Suzanne Collins!
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BOSTON -AREA FOLLOWERS
prince-ofthe-rose:
schrodingers—blogger:
pocproblems:
PLEASE stay the fuck indoors. Shots fired in Cambridge, grenades in Watertown… Just don’t go out tonight. Lock your doors, hug your families, put in a movie, and DON’T GO OUT. Please.
This isn’t fake information.
Lock your doors and windows, stay inside, have a phone ready if you need to contact someone, stay safe.
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Your nose is rather large....
Vicomte de Valvert: Monsieur, your nose... your nose is rather large.
Cyrano de Bergerac: Rather?
Vicomte de Valvert: Oh, well...
Cyrano de Bergerac: Is that all?
Vicomte de Valvert: Well of course...
Cyrano de Bergerac: Oh, no, young sir. You are too simple. Why, you might have said a great many things. Why waste your opportunity? For example, thus: AGGRESSIVE: I, sir, if that nose were mine, I'd have it amputated on the spot. PRACTICAL: How do you drink with such a nose? You must have had a cup made especially. DESCRIPTIVE: 'Tis a rock, a crag, a cape! A cape? Say rather, a peninsula! INQUISITIVE: What is that receptacle? A razor case or a portfolio? KINDLY: Ah, do you love the little birds so much that when they come to see you, you give them this to perch on. CAUTIOUS: Take care! A weight like that might make you top-heavy. ELOQUENT: When it blows, the typhoon howls, and the clouds darken! DRAMATIC: When it bleeds, the Red Sea. SIMPLE: When do they unveil the monument? MILITARY: Beware, a secret weapon. ENTERPRISING: What a sign for some perfumer! RESPECTFUL: Sir, I recognize in you a man of parts. A man of... prominence! Or, LITERARY: Was this the nose that launched a thousand ships? These, my dear sir, are things you might have said, had you some tinge of letters or of wit to color your discourse. But wit? Not so, you never had an atom. And of letters, you need but three to write you down: A, S, S. Ass!
Vicomte de Valvert: Insolent puppy, dolt, bunpkin, fool!
Cyrano de Bergerac: How do you do? And I, Cyrano Savinien Hercule de Bergerac.
Antoine Comte de Guiche: Vicomte, come.
Vicomte de Valvert: Such arrogance, this scarecrow. Look at him! No ribbons, no lace, not even gloves!
Cyrano de Bergerac: True! I carry my adornments only on my soul, decked with deeds instead of ribbons. Manful in my good name, and crowned with the white plume of freedom.
Vicomte de Valvert: But...
Cyrano de Bergerac: But, I have no gloves. A pity too. I had one - the last of an old pair - and lost that. Very careless of me. A gentleman offered me an impertinence. I left it - in his face.
Vicomte de Valvert: [Drawing his rapier] So be it!
Cyrano de Bergerac: You shall die exquisitely!
Vicomte de Valvert: Oh, a poet?
Cyrano de Bergerac: Oh, yes, a poet. So, while we fight, I'll improvise a ballade for you, and as I end the refrain, thrust home.
Vicomte de Valvert: Will you?
Cyrano de Bergerac: I will. Ballade of the duel at the Theatre of the Burgoyne, between de Bergerac and... a barbarian.
Vicomte de Valvert: What do you mean by that?
Cyrano de Bergerac: Oh, that? The title.
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john-robbie:
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since I’ve never...
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March 2013
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jezebel-crafty-cunt:
screamlikeabanshee:
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To a future boyfriend, please ask me out using my...
My husband did this while we were dating.
He was at my house hanging out with my older brother, and I mentioned that I thought it hilarious that the game Baldur’s Gate featured a Vorpal Sword— and when he admitted he didn’t know what it was, I recited what I could remember of The Jabberwocky.
Shortly after we started dating, we went on a walk together, and he recited the...
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batreaux:
this is my linen closet, *shows you some towels* and this is my lenin closet *shows you communist propaganda*
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claireblossom:
an episode of doctor who where the tardis goes missing and the doctor enlists the help of justin timberlake because he is the only one who can bring sexy back
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cloysterbell:
Out of context Harry Potter quotes are the best things ever.
“Tired of walking in on Harry, Hermione and Ron all over the school, Professor McGonagall had given them permission to use the empty Transfiguration classroom at lunchtimes.”
“Stars winking in front of his eyes, he grabbed the top of the hat to pull it off and felt something long and hard beneath it.
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MY LONELINESS IS KILLING ME
AND IIIIIIIII
I MUST CONFESS, I STILL BELIEVE.
STILL BELIEVEEEEEEEEE
WHEN I’M NOT WITH YOU , I LOSE MY MIND
GIVE ME A SI I I I I I I I I I II I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I II I I I I I I I I GN
HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME.
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